Vanoss Nogla Youre Not Very Bright Fan Art Bbs

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• Inspired past a bright green & xanthous bus in Grand Theft Auto V, the "Banana Coach" song became a bit of a running gag in their early days.
• Vanoss and Delirious bulldoze while their photographic camera faces whoever is sitting in the backseat and has the backseat-er give directions on how to drive and avoid traffic.
• During a mission Lui receives a phone call from his mom and Lui talks to his mom as if the mission was existent.
• This Christmas themed GTA Five video. Some highlights include:
  • Vanoss and Basically rocking out to Christmas music remixes... just as Febrile tumbles out of the sky and dies correct backside them.
  • Delirious is flying up to the others on a helicopter (they're standing on a skyscraper), and Vanoss announces that he volition kill Febrile when he gets up at that place to cease his singing. He never gets the chance; a jet, which Lui is piloting, clips Delirious equally he jumps from his helicopter and sends him into a death spin, and all he can exercise is scream in terror equally he hurtles towards the basis.
  • The guys are flying in a helicopter, with Vanoss piloting. Vanoss sends a text to Basically to bail out on "1". He does non, still, tell Febrile:

    Vanoss: iii, 2, 1. (He and Basically bound out)
    Febrile: Why are y'all counting? (Beat out) AAAH! Ho Ho Ho bitches! (Boom)

• The Military skit in GTA Five Had oodles of funny moments.
  • Their endeavor at a "Ten hut Salute": Evan slurps on a soda, Basically gives 2 thumbs upward, and Mini Ladd shoots himself in the head. Naturally, Nogla does admittedly nothing for the salute.

    Vanoss: Someone call a medic!
    Squeaker!Lui: That WAS the medic!

  • Lui and Basically'due south talk:
  • After meeting up with Mutiny later in the video, they do the verbal same things for the salute, just this time Vanoss eats a candy bar, Nogla picks his nose and Basically is facing the incorrect way. Yes. That means Mini Ladd shoots himself in the head over again.

    Vanoss and Basically: MEDIC!
    Basically: We need the medic!
    Squeaker!Lui: That WAS the freakin' medic! How many times practice I have to tell you?!

  • This lovely petty moment:

    Vanoss: We're in a unsafe territory only luckily we have lots of cover.
    Basically: We're on the freeway.
    (Camera pans out to reveal them hiding in a bush.)
    Vanoss: (Cracks up) God damnit!

  • Wildcat takes the squad to a strip society to tell them almost the secret mission he had, but to forget most it completely and takes them to a golf game form, and later the Playboy Mansion.

    Vanoss: Okay, alright, alright piggy, now that we're hither, tell u.s.a. virtually the stupid mission, okay?
    Mutiny: Huh?
    Vanoss: The mission!
    Wildcat: The fuck yous talking about?
    Vanoss: The fuck-
    Basically: You said there was a fucking mission!
    Wildcat: Yeah, the mission to play some fucking golf, right? We're gonna chase the little white assurance effectually, correct boys?

  • Whilst well-nigh everyone else is panicking when Wildcat goes over to them, Mini is the only ane who keeps his cool, casually walking around and saying that he's a medic, despite Wildcat pointing his gun at him and the others. Seeing as how Mini had killed himself earlier and after this, it's easy to see why he kept his cool.
  • Simply how all over the place the skit goes. For those interested: ^note First, it starts off with the group seemingly in the war machine before going on a mission in a helicopter which gets shot down. Who shot it down is never discovered. The helicopter lands on the side of a road before cutting to blackness. When it cuts back to the group, they and the broken helicopter are at a mountain. Apparently, the group had to go see Wildcat. Why they did is never said, either. After they do, they want to get home but Wildcat needs them for a secret mission he repeatedly forgets. It turns out his mission is to become revenge on the military for kick him out because he's a pig... And despite them being established every bit seemingly a part of the military earlier, everyone else agrees to this mission, which involves stealing jets. Granted, they could be a part of a different military, all together. Vanoss and Wildcat manage to steal some jets... Merely to bash into ane another and kill each other, which Mutiny points out is his fault due to his hooves. And the video ends with Wildcat trying to grab a ride and getting killed, referencing what exactly happened some time agone, except with Nogla. Needless to say, lilliputian of the plot was planned.
  • There is one funny moment on Mutiny's perspective as they end outside the strip lodge

    Lui in his squeaker voice: Hey, my mom works here!

• Delirious' "battle gear".
• This video at the beginning showing that Vanoss and Delirious try to practise a plane glitch, failing at many attempts to do and so when it comes to blowing upwards many planes (no thanks to Vanoss).
  • This bit shows Vanoss and Febrile trying to get past a building via a glitch... and then, at 1 bespeak, fail and are killed for no reason when the plane explodes, leaving the unabridged screen in flames.
• Wildcat's odd string of bad luck during a heist on GTA 5, which includes several occasions of him existence flung off his motorcycle, and a point where his parachute is broken by a freefalling bike, causing a fatal collapse. His shriek upon falling seals the insanity.
• In 1 round of GTA's "Slasher" mode, Terroriser gets taken out by Nogla mere seconds into the circular, thanks to Nogla spawning shut enough to Terroriser to accept him out. In the next circular, Terroriser returns the favor, only to be taken out by Nogla once again in the third round, pissing him off to no end.
• Delirious being a magnificent bastard in this GTA V Slasher antagonist play-through past first tricking Vanoss into believing that he was on his team to get close enough to hack him to death in GTA Online Slasher. In the aforementioned video, he ambushed Wildcat and Nogla and most killed both of them. To clarify, Wildcat and Nogla had shotguns and dared Febrile to come to them. He pretended to be on his manner when he was already a few anxiety behind Mutiny (whose shriek of terror is gold) and manages to kill him with a machete. Unfortunately for Febrile, Nogla (who is notwithstanding alive because Delirious went after Wildcat first) guns him downwards.
• Returning to GTA V, Wildcat opens up a company with the new DLC, called Fuccboi Inc.
  • The Continuity Nod of an employer of Wildcat's company being chosen Steven Bills.
  • Nogla's job interview.

    Wildcat: Alright, Nogla, so say you accept some free time during this day, what exercise yous do? What exercise you do with your free time?
    Nogla: Ohh, lemme retrieve about dat...
    (laughter)
    Wildcat: End fuckin' thinking about everything!

  • At i point, Nogla mentions he has "very clean" toenails as a positive and and then seconds later, he suddenly says he has dirty toenails as a negative, going the reverse of what he mentioned. Both Vanoss and Wildcat call him out on that.
  • After getting fired a flake later, he decides to open upwardly his ain visitor, "WildcatsAFucboi", where the other guys, including Mutiny under a disguise (equally in just wearing Vanoss' red jacket) visit... and so Nogla accepts a new task at Wildcat'southward company, resulting in him endmost down his own company, and losing all his money off it. ^note Technically, he didn't actually lose his money, he still has his office and can reopen his business concern at any fourth dimension not under the employment of some other, but he clearly doesn't know that.

    Nogla: I went bankrupt in ten minutes!

  • Then he wants to exist fired once more to get his visitor once more. Wildcat then fires a gun at him and kills him.

    Nogla: No, not that fire!

• During 1 GTA Five session, Vanoss and Lui are messing around with a hot dog stand, Vanoss playing a disgruntled customer of the "mustard shop". When he reaches a breaking point, he lashes out... and decks a pedestrian that he could not see considering of the camera bending, causing Lui to practically dice laughing.
• In i GTA session, Terroriser gets locked out of a store while in the middle of changing dress and promptly starts complaining about being stuck "dressed like a sophisticated Chinaman". As a bonus, the next time he goes to change outfits, the crew'due south mayhem outside one time over again causes the store to close before he tin can switch.
  • And then he tries a chapeau glitch while wearing a horse mask, resulting in something that can only be described as a nightmarish anathema of nature. Ordinarily it would be terrifying, but the crew's reactions to it and Terroriser'south Gollum-like voice when it happens makes it hilarious.
  • Even improve, he and then shows the result to Mini Ladd;
• In this GTA video, Vanoss tricks Delirious into pressing the Y button... While they're inside a helicopter.

  Vanoss: Does your Tv work?
  Delirious: Probably non.
  Vanoss: Is your Television set working? Mine'southward working. Press Y.
  Delirious: Printing Y? Actually? (Jumps off to his death) No! NO! NOOOO! Yous SON OF A BITCH!

  Additionally, Febrile totally deserved it since he used a similar allurement during this video Delirious tricks some of the guys into jumping out of a helicopter past challenge that pressing the "Y" button would let them pick up snowballs in the chopper.

• One video has Carlos preparing for his biggest take chances all the same...having sex. He lets out an explosive fart.
  • Subsequently in that same video, the gang use Suicide every bit Comedy past having Pasty Bombs all around you.
• Wildcat has an ballsy rage from existence trolled past the guys three times in a row in this GTA V video. At this point, he can may equally well exist considered the group's new Butt-Monkey for their GTA V videos.
  • First, Vanoss trolls Mutiny past knocking him off his bicycle while he is AFK, then proceeding to steal his bike and rocket off the side of the mountain. When Wildcat gets his bike back, Terroriser blows him and anybody else up. Wildcat then attempts to apply a helicopter to fly back up to the top, but is killed past Nogla, causing him to loudly smash upwardly his room. The others appear to be freaked out by this.
  • Additionally in both Nogla and Terroriser's perspectives of the whole thing, Terroriser tries to invoke Hypocritical Humor on Nogla which the latter is quick to phone call the former out on.
  • At one point, Vanoss drove his massive truck down the train tracks to pretend he's the train, and Scotty responded by ramming his truck on Vanoss'southward truck, stopping it, and Scotty actually thought he stopped the train for ane 2d before realizing that it's Vanoss'southward truck.
• Dark-brown Streak Man. He tin make people shit their pants.
  • Cluckin' Bong, a chicken eating house which, judging by the name, logo, and that bell ringing, is of course an Expy of Taco Bell.
  • Have me downward to the Liquor Hole urban center, where the sign is green and the beer is shitty...
• This Overtime Rumble way has quite a lot of this:
  • Delirious manages to trick Moo into having his auto jump when he tries to mislead the others into assertive that the left thumb stick makes them go faster.
  • During the kickoff effort of the outset match, Vanoss is the just one to brand it to the target; Ohm forgot how to parachute, Delirious lands successfully but overshoots due to his excessive speed, and Moo barely misses the target; he lands, merely but the front of his car landed, causing him to fall off.

    Delirious: Parachute now!
    Ohm: How do I parachute?!? (Vanoss and Delirious begin laughing.) How exercise I parachute?! (Ohm gets diddled up, and Moo starts laughing.)
    Delirious: (Overshoots the target and falls off) NOOOOOOOOO!!
    Moo: (Lands, but but with his forepart finish, causing his car to tip over and fall off) AAAAHHHH! (Cackles.)

  • Ohm gets a petty bit paranoid at one signal in the game later on taking a bluff by Vanoss and Moo seriously of them waiting to screw him and Delirious over, not noticing that at that place is a timer for them to jump earlier their cars detonate automatically. This simply causes both of them to get killed when Ohm refuses to make the jump and Delirious accidentally veers off the ramp.
    • Delirious really tries to correct him over this by telling him that they weren't waiting for them. Moo and Vanoss even try to do the aforementioned after Febrile does so. Ohm still apparently doesn't believe it until all three of them point out that in that location is a timer and that they tin can't wait equally their cars will explode when the timer runs out, causing Febrile to call him out for it, albeit not offensively.
  • Vanoss turns his car at the summit of his and Moo's ramp, causing him to drift and lose control, going airborne. Crosses into Moment of Awesome when he lands information technology anyway, and not only that, he and Moo manage to tie Delirious and Ohm for points gained that turn.
  • Delirious dares Vanoss to crash into him so he can get more points. Vanoss obliges by pushing him off the entire platform. That'south not what made this scene and then hilarious, however. While Vanoss is laughing at Febrile' demise, Ohm comes out of nowhere and rams his car into Vanoss', causing Vanoss to autumn off the platform.
  • Sometimes one or two of them will reach their target surface area, only to later autumn off.
  • The episode likewise features some of the stupidest things to come out of Delirious' mouth:

    Delirious: The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now!
    ...
    Febrile: I will climb greatness mount and grab greatness' tits at the summit of the peak! I will be nifty!

  • And this chip:

    Delirious: Share some team, man! God damn it!
    Ohm: In that location'southward no "I" in "team".
    Febrile: There's a-there's a "me", though.
    Ohm: Aye.
    Delirious: Yeah.
    Ohm: Kinda.
    Delirious: There is a "me". There's a T-I-M-E, me.
    Ohm: There's time.
    Delirious: In that location is an "I" in "me". Await a minute. What?
    (Anybody laughs.)

• During this video, Febrile tries reading the race description, only to make a noise akin to someone gargling on mouthwash considering he was reading besides fast, causing the entire crew to laugh themselves off. Mini Ladd lampshades it:

  Mini Ladd: Today we larn that Febrile also records with a farm of roosters! (Gargling dissonance.)

• This Overtime Rumble Mode, with Febrile, Mutiny, Smii7y and Basically up against Moo, Terroriser, Nogla and Fourzero has a few funny moments:
  • Nogla getting constantly pushed off past mistake past his teammates.
  • At the showtime, Wildcat is able to secure 5 Points for his team until Delirious drops in and accidentally pushes him abroad from it. However, Moo then drops in and pushes Febrile towards the 5 Points... until Smii7y comes out of nowhere and pushes Delirious away from information technology too by accident. Additionally, out of everyone on his team, but Brock managed to go on the platform.
  • Marcel oft failing to attain the target and constantly getting the lowest score on his squad.
  • At ane point in the game, Tyler is able to reach the target and hangs on to 4 Points but barely. The rest of his team, except Delirious, are able to reach the target besides and knock off both Nogla and Terroriser. The game doesn't end as Tyler'due south machine still hasn't stopped moving as he is trying his all-time not to fall off the platform, with half of his machine'south left side tilting to fall off every bit he steers the wheel to the right to go along himself balanced, as each time he lets go turning right, he starts to slowly tilt to the left more than. Despite his efforts, he still falls off and dies but not without a hilarious death scream.
  • Much later, Brock ends up suffering the same affair as Tyler, only this time the front end of his machine is tilting forward to drop and his car is on fire. He had no other selection but to fall off and die. This simply left Nogla on their team to secure a betoken equally Terroriser and Scotty savage off before, which is ironic to how they initially started the game with Nogla being the only (accidental) casualty on their team.
  • Tyler only getting 1 Point in a unmarried lucifer, which beats Marcel'south fantastic iii Points from earlier.

    Smii7y: (Sees Tyler's single betoken) Tyler? Tyler? Are you dead ass serious? Are y'all dead ass?
    Anybody else: (Laughing at the revelation.)
    Tyler: Hey! Hey! I was testing you guys... and yous succeeded!

  • On Marcel's perspective, there's a moment where Febrile decides to jump to Moo, Terroriser, Scott and Nogla'southward side. Upon landing, one of them reverses and hits him, about sending him off. Seeing an opportunity to take him out, anybody on their team decides to go after Delirious. Predictably, Delirious hightails it outta there.
    • Worth mentioning is that Marcel too jumped and made it beyond to the other side. Only both him and Nogla run out of fourth dimension earlier they tin bound off the ramp, thus eliminating both of them immediately.
  • Febrile trying to give his ain Badass Boast with little success, much to the entertainment of everyone else.

    Delirious: I'thou like a shark in the h2o.
    Smii7y: Except in the air.
    Febrile: They telephone call me Pauls!

  Delirious actually tries to articulate up that he was thinking of Jaws when he said that. Hilarity ensues afterward.

• In a Dawn Raid Antagonist Manner game, Moo parachutes virtually Delirious and Ohm and begins shooting at the 2 while mid-air, however, he fails to detect the gigantic crane in forepart of him and ends up crashing his chute on it, causing him to fall and die.
• In a deleted video, Vanoss and the group (consisting of him, Delirious, Nogla, Lui, Jimmy, Velocity and Moo) try to perform a glitch that takes them inside the Humane Labs from single-actor. Out of everyone, Nogla is (unsurprisingly) on the receiving stop of misfortune during their many attempts to pull this off. Starting time he has a hard time reaching the tunnel that leads to the lab, second in one case he does become there, Vanoss shoots him equally presently as he surfaces and lastly he dies just equally he was most to reach the surface.

  Nogla: *subsequently getting shot by Vanoss* AH, HA HA!! NO! NO! EVAN, NO! You lot —- NO! Yous SON OF A FUCKING SHIT-FACE, Ass-DICKED BITCH!!"

• The gang playing Ass Kong Manner. The session was so good everyone involved had to make their ain version of information technology.
• This bit with the Banana Charabanc:

  Vanoss: This is the autobus of the time to come.
  Mutiny: Where nobody has to be paying attention to the route. Information technology just drives and never crashes into other cars-
  [Cue the bus crashing into another machine, setting off its alarm]
  Wildcat: (like zilch happened) Welcome to the future.

• Vanoss sniping Terroriser - only for a glitch to send him flying.
• In 1 video, Nogla gets a DNF on a race. Disappointed, he attempts to expand DNF into a phrase:

  Nogla: D. N. F. - Dumb. As. Fuck.
  (Entire group laughs at him.)

  • The catastrophe of the same video:
• When the gang do Trevor's Heist (which involves stealing drugs from rival gangs), they make up one's mind to pretend that they're getting stuff for a birthday party he's having - Coke, Mentos, potatoes, the world's largest game of Jenga, and meth.
• In Unfair Windmill Dodgeball, Terroriser gets flattened by a bulldozer, twice.
  • In the last circular, Ohm falls off the platform while in a bulldozer. Terroriser and Lui then kill each other. Thinking he has won, Vanoss jumps off the platform... without realising Ohm is still alive in the bulldozer below, and falls to his expiry, losing the circular.
• During one round of Avalanche - in which one team has to climb a steep ramp while dodging vehicles and debris that the other team drops on them - Febrile uses i of the trucks at the bottom of the ramp to climb upward onto one of the train cars, and waits out the chaos. One time the other team (Moo and Vanoss) runs out of things to drib, he but climbs to the peak of the ramp and mows both of them down with the minigun and RPG.
• In the Windmill and Pantos job, As Delirious and Cartoonz attempt to go out of a container, of which they are stuck in, while surrounded by Pantos, so Vanoss decides to shoot a C4 that he saw, thinking it might not explode (Take note that he shot the C4 hoping it won't explode and non doing his usual thing).
  • Then subsequently when the iii showtime battling each other, Delirious manages to survive being shot with a sniper burglarize past Vanoss and lands in front end of him, Vanoss so starts panicking and cycles through his weapon slot while Delirious runs to him with a hammer, only for Vanoss to smack him on the head with his SMG, instantly killing him.
  • There's also Vanoss trying fake out throwing a grenade to Cartoonz and walk backwards to Delirious. Delirious catches on and tries to run away, but is as well late survive the explosion.
  • Worth mentioning is the 3's first failed try at setting upwardly the Pantos around the fighting area. Cartoonz is luckily sent flight upwardly to a higher place past the windmill and gets to witness the carnage of failure swallow both Vanoss and Delirious.
  • At the very cease of the aforementioned video, Delirious parachutes toward Vanoss, but his chute gets defenseless in the windmill, causing him to land face up-first on the footing... and then become his face smacked sideways by the windmill which insta-kills him.

    Vanoss: Become REKT!!

• This video of Vanoss, Terroriser, Moo and 407 playing Hunting Pack has this in spades:
  • At one point, Brian jumps to avoid Brock... merely boosts in mid-air at exactly the wrong moment, resulting in him throwing himself off the track. Adding to the hilarity is his scream.
  • He mis-times his spring once more a brusk time afterward.
  • On the 3rd incident, Brian boosts towards 407 in the ice-cream truck, but manages too jump at the worst possible time, completely missing 407 and sending him off the track again, much to Moo'south amusement.

    Vanoss: Yo, sick move, Brian!

  • Subsequently, the group attempt to country on a stuffed Vanoss is flying. Moo trolls Terroriser twice, start by shooting him while he's in a "Yamasaki-engined" paraglider, then later on (when Brian jumps off and parachutes) shooting Brian's parachute to throw him off course, which results in him missing the blimp completely and parachuting to the ground instead.

    Terroriser: BROOOCK, YOU BIIIITCH!

  • Terroriser later gets his revenge when he takes a helicopter and mows down Brock with the rotors.
  • Brock later attempts to parachute onto the stuffed, but falls short and clips his parachute on the blimp, sending him hurtling to death.
  • Terroriser, finally managing to land on Vanoss' blimp, attacks a helicopter with his set on rifle... but for Scotty to blow up the blimp with a homing launcher, killing Vanoss and sending Terroriser airborne (thankfully, he had a parachute).

    (Blimp blows upwards, 407 laughs)
    Terroriser: Wha-
    Vanoss: (calmly) Well, okay, that works!

  • At the end of the video, Terroriser flies his hoverbike directly behind Vanoss who is in a musculus machine... only for Terroriser to spontaneously catch on burn and burn down to death.

    (Terroriser catches fire, sending Vanoss into his Signature Laugh)
    Terroriser: Wha-, wha-, wha-?!?

• During a round of Every Bullet Counts, Vanoss and Delirious are both dead, leaving only Moo and Terroriser. The latter attempts to jump on Moo from higher up.... simply for him to botch the landing and fall upon hitting the ground, rendering him a soft target for Moo who immediately shoots and kills him. Moo and Delirious laugh their heads off, while Vanoss reacts sarcastically to Terroriser'south Ballsy Fail.

  H2ODelirious: Early Bird (Moo) vs The Terminator (Terroriser). Early Bird, due west-what are your thoughts?
  Moo Snuckel: Um....
  [at this point Terroriser jumps from in a higher place into the lower level and falls upon landing, causing Moo to outset laughing]
  H2ODelirious: Oh God! Kill him! Kill him! [Moo shoots and kills Terroriser, and Febrile starts laughing]
  Vanoss: What a play! What a play! Had a petty too much to beverage, Terroriser?
  Terroriser: Who spilled— who spilled their beer?!? I could've killed myself!

• Basically finally decides to come dorsum to GTA V after nearly a year of abscence, and the coiffure creates a skit that involves Marcel's character (as himself) being inside, on Evan's apartment, for a YEAR, playing goose egg simply Fortnite, all with Evan sounding as insufferably sarcastic every bit possible while trying to finally get him to go outside for in one case.

  Moo: Marcel, you lot gotta finish, human!
  Basically: I tin't human, I gotta get the Victory Royale!
  Vanoss: It'south been a total year and you haven't left this room!
  Basically: I Have TO Continue WINNING!!
  Vanoss: Marcel, Marcel, listen to me. I know you're making a ton of coin from your Support-A-Creator code-
  Basically: BasicallyIdoWrk at the checkout past the way!
  Vanoss -y'all haven't been exterior... for a total fucking twelvemonth, ok?
  Basically: First of all, I've been upwardly here, this isn't fifty-fifty MY apartment, it's YOUR apartment! Yous guys never invite me outside!
  Vanoss: What y'all talking about? This is- wait, is it?
  Basically: THIS IS YOUR Flat! I'VE BEEN IN YOUR Burrow FOR A Year!!

  • And anybody but doesn't quit making fun of Marcel.
• The guys have to sneak into a hotel surrounded past guards so naturally they take hold of a golf game cart with Vanoss and Febrile in information technology and Lui and Terroriser (in their vivid carmine clothes) standing on top then simply driving straight in. The guards seem adequately oblivious to this sight.

  Terroriser: Are we going against the Ray Charles gang?

• During a transforming-vehicle race, Nogla knocked Febrile off early on, causing him to fall back to last place (Nogla'south response to being called out on information technology was to say that it was the whole indicate, and and so spins out Moo Snuckel to accept first place. Fortunately for Moo, Nogla gets twice screwed over: first Ohm sideswipes and spins him out, then Vanoss (who at this point has taken last place and has all just given upward on the race, instead focusing on ramming the remaining people with his jet) suicide-rams him and causes him to spin out once more, causing him to lose to Moo and 407 who overtook him at the terminal minute.
• Nogla, made up to look like Dark Knight Joker, decides to tell his own version of the Joker'south "scars" story - only to become mugged in the eye of it.
• While riding on a blimp with the others (to await for peyote), Febrile decides to switch to kickoff person POV. Unfortunately for him, he's sitting right next to Terroriser, and gets a nice close expect at his lid-glitched horse mask.
  • After the gang finally discover the peyote, their first crack at is followed by a slew of PETA jokes and dirty dog humor.

    Delirious: We're getting demonetized, guys.

  • The second time sees Brian turn into a rabbit, to which he at starting time reacts with incredulity. Non long afterward, in typical Terroriser manner, he gives his new grade a derpy voice with every bit messed upwards lines.

    Vanoss: *standing in a row with the others in their dog forms* We just escaped from our owners!
    Febrile: Except for that guy.
    Terroriser: I'VE GOT SCABIES! I Need A WASH!

  • At numerous points, Vanoss, Delirious and Brian each have their plough becoming a bird, and waste product no time testing out their short-lived ability to fly. Terroriser in particular makes the verbal mistake Febrile is in the process of warning him nigh.
  • After Lui transforms into a pug again, he screams a Large "NO!" in his Squeaker vocalism, and throws himself off the nearest cliff.
• Moo driving Wildcat insane in this episode of Tron fashion.

  Wildcat: Every time you striking me- EVERY TIME HE HITS ME, I'Thou THE ONE WHO DIES!

• Lui trying and failing to say "gay pride parade parachute" (referring to Terroriser's parachute) in his Squeaker vocalisation.
• The intro for this video:

  Vanoss: Be vewy, vewy tranquility, I'm hunting piggies. There'southward a pig on the loose; we have to observe him.

  Mutiny: All right, permit'due south get him.

  Vanoss: Have you seen anything suspicious?

  Wildcat: [Whose mask is a grunter'southward head] No, I'mma cheque this way. Gonna find that fuckin' hog. [To the Pink Panther theme] Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo - what is that?

  [The "that" turns out to be Febrile on a motorcycle, who bowls over Wildcat, killing him. The others pause out laughing.]

• Courage JD buys GTA Five and starts doing a few videos with the gang, with hilarious results.
  • The hilarity starts with Jack wanting to exist a "sex symbol" just in the character customization. He proceeds to exist bewildered past all the facial imperfections that can be added, and chooses a very fancy adapt to first the game with.
  • His actual showtime experience is watching a random player firing the Widowmaker (a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation minigun) randomly and destroying things. His reaction is a simple, well deserved "What the fuck was that?"
  • Marcel visits Wildcat'due south apartment in nothing only robes.

    Jack: Guys, I've played GTA for 2 minutes, I thought at that place would be naked girls but I'thou with 2 naked dudes!

  They then go along to furiously arm thrust behind the sofa, much to Jack'due south chagrin.

  • Wildcat attempts to drib Jack a weapon, but Jack gets run over just before. Mutiny drops him a Mini-Uzi and Jack proceeds to test it by spraying at Marcel.

    Marcel: Can you stop? Can we not?

  Marcel responds past killing Jack with a rocket launcher.

  • They then examination the Up-N-Atomizer on Jack.

    Jack: I'thousand existence shot at by aliens!
    Wildcat: We can really make this the worst experience ever for Jack if nosotros wanted too!
    Jack: I hateful, really, I'm just running back and forth and you're similar "Hey, look at this cool thing nosotros have- Death!"

  • Marcel shows off the Khanjali tank and Jack gain to immediately steal it by blow.
  • Jack attempts to steal a automobile...
  • Basically and Wildcat accept Jack to buy a mask, and he decides on a cute anime mask for the giggles.

    Wildcat: Oh my god you lot're and so cute I JUST WANNA BEAT You TO DEATH!

  During all that, Wildcat calls a mugger on Jack and his reaction is a sight to behold.

  Courage: Did I just get MUGGED? Did I just go fucking mugged? Give me my coin back! Give me my fucking money back, you son of a bowwow!
  [Backbone kills the mugger and finds out it was Mutiny]
  Courage: Await, You lot sent the mugger at me? I only thought that was a random affair that happens!

  • Afterwards that, Marcel and Mutiny have Courage for the objective of the mean solar day: rob a convenience store. Backbone chooses an expensive gun for the robbery, with Marcel even killing the cashier, horrifying Jack.

    During the hunt, Courage manages to snipe a helicopter pilot with a Ceremonious War era revolver.

  • The chase ends with Jack running the numbers...

    Jack: I spent 30 thousand dollars on the gun and I got 1100...
    Marcel: Worth information technology!

  • The gang so takes Jack to the strip club. Marcel'southward already at that place throwing money at one of the strippers. Jack then accepts a dance, and goes full screen... and all we get is his hilarious reactions to the fully topless dance in-game.

    Jack: How they got them to await so real??

  • Marcel then takes Jack to the airport. The gang challenges Jack to discover a fashion in, and Jack manages to make it through a simple door in the fence that neither Marcel nor Mutiny knew would exist open.

    Jack: Requite me a second...
    Wildcat: WHAT??
    Marcel: Are you... I didn't know you could fucking do this! This is then impaired!

  • Jack takes control of a private jet. While flying, Mutiny tricks him into getting out of the airplane.

    Jack: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

  • Marcel buys a x million golden private jet, and Jack immediately takes control of it again. He then wonders what happens if he crashes information technology... And he crashes it while trying to grab Wildcat in the air, much to Marcel'due south chagrin.
• On Jack's 2nd video, Marcel, Wildcat and Courage are joined past Moo and fourzeroseven, and Hilarity Ensues.
  • The video starts with the crew going on the ferris bicycle, calling it "a very intense experience." Everyone then gets on Mutiny's limo and pull guns on each other.

    Mutiny: Can we not??

  • Wildcat explains the mission of invading the military base of operations and stealing a fighter from it. Jack tries to ramp in with a limo and anybody on it, but the limo obviously doesn't make it through. They try it again with regular sports cars, except for Marcel, who steals a van and doesn't brand it in. Jack steals a jet, and flies around for a bit, but Wildcat tricks him again and he jumps off the fighter to his death.
  • The crew goes to the next objective: climb Mount Chilliad. They obtain dirt bikes and struggle a bit to climb, and eventually achieve the peak.
  • Jack attacks a random hiker.
  • Jack so falls off the side of the mountain and slides downwardly to his expiry multiple times.
  • Somewhen, the crew dashes off the mountain in their motorcycles, and parachute away into Paleto Bay. Mid-flight, Jack snipes Scotty with his revolver, and faceplants miserably upon landing.
• The crew then proceeds to risk their coin at the Casino to disastrous results.
  • At the start of the session, Jack shows off his shitty, run downwardly business firm in the heart of Sandy Shores, with multiple unrelated moving picture posters scattered effectually.
  • The gang has a extremely R-rated conversation earlier going to buy new clothes. Mutiny even comments that conversation will crusade them all to not go paid. Jack claims he got loaned money from a relative (actually a Shark Card) and decides to spend it all at the casino.
  • After showing off their new clothes and going to the Casino, everyone spins the bicycle to endeavor to win the car, and amusingly, Wildcat manages to win it by complete accident. Jack and Marcel get clothing.
  • The gang then tries roulette. Through multiple spins, the entire group manages to win literally nix, with only Marcel winning a beggarly ten thousand chips one time. Everyone eventually ragequits.
  • The crew then tries Three Carte du jour Poker. It goes slightly ameliorate, and Marcel even comments almost a fourth dimension where he called a dealer in Vegas a bitch and got yelled at.
    • Everyone bets blind once, and Marcel ends up cartoon a straight, with the dealer having Ace High. Marcel wins 28 thousand chips and the entire group ragequits the tabular array in disbelief.
  • Immediately after, Wildcat plays the slots and hits a three-plum, winning over 125.000 fries.
  • Wildcat then shows off his penthouse on the Casino, and the group goes back to gambling on the private dealer table. Jack runs out of money and Wildcat almost loses it all until he hits a god-tier paw on a 50k bet and wins everything back.
    • Once they're all washed, the coiffure but drinks whiskey to cool off all the lost money. Marcel and so asks for another hand, and goes alone only to go shit on by the dealer.
  • The gang then bets on horses on an intense race. Wildcat ends upward winning forty thousand chips on the final few seconds, much to anybody's chagrin.
  • Marcel then dons a hideous grape mask to terminate it all.
• In the intro of this video, Mutiny picks upwards his new fancy DLC aeroplane, colored ruby-red and white, much like Canada's flag colors. Equally before long as he entered the airplane, and after both Vanoss and Wildcat insulted Canada, with the latter calling the Canadians "fucking maple syrup eating fuckers", the plane exploded for no reason.
• At the start of Vanoss'southward POV of him and the others messing with the Sandbox modernistic we get a little homage to the intros of The Simpsons, complete with a Couch Gag consisting of Michael and Tracey bickering over the TV before Homer blasts Tracy off the couch with a shotgun, much to Michael's shock, and before that we see Delirious bounce off Homer'southward machine on a bike before crashing offscreen and Nogla narrowly avoiding running over Homer with his bike.
• Nogla comissions a mod for FiveM that allows the crew to play both Sumo and regular Stunt Races with vehicles changing every xv seconds. He and then does a series of videos with members of the coiffure, as well as with Smii7y and his friends, and Hilarity Ensues.
  • Before ane of the sessions, everyone is screwing around with various player models. Nogla goes with Patrick, Grizzy goes with Spongebob, Smii7y grabs... Kermit the frog, and Puffer chooses Ned Flemish region. Puffer fifty-fifty comments that his choice was poor, as people would claim they look similar to each other. Nogla and then starts the race, and Smii7y immediatelly proceeds to fall through the map, and everyone'due south cars showtime to glitch non-stop, forcing anybody to go back to freemode to endeavour over again. Nogla starts the race again... and this fourth dimension it'south his plow to fall through the floor, twice, so he falls through the entire world before respawning on top.
  • Puffer gets a jet and proceeds to scream and lose control before crashing right behind Grizzy, who escapes the explosion by a hair. Grizzy then turns into a giant cargo aeroplane and crashes into a wall and explodes, then respawns and gets stuck on information technology every bit anybody passes him.

    Nogla: Oh, this mod is funnier than I thought it would be.

  • On the 2nd race, Nogla struggles to get past the first checkpoint and ends upward throwing his controller into the wall. He and then proceeds to get the biggest aeroplane in the game as he's traversing a small stunt pipe and dies repeteadly. He finally manages to catch up with everyone else (who were waiting for him), but for Nogla to be bombed by Puffer instantly, and then he gets the cargo aeroplane again and starts dying again. Grizzy and then becomes the next victim of the cargo airplane, much to his chagrin.
  • Smii7y then gain to discover something hilarious: if he no-clipped while diving off into the sea, then deactivated no-clip, he would keep the diving animation and end upwardly unceremoniously splatting himself in the ground at full speed with a very loud thud.
• In the modded Sumo video, Smii7y warns Puffer (who's playing equally Waluigi) to not punch him, every bit he wouldn't like him when he's angry. The following ensues:

  Smii7y: Don't dial me, Puffer, you wouldn't like me... when I'one thousand aroused.
  Puffer: WAAAH! [punches Smii7y]
  [Smii7y transforms into the goddamned Hulk.]
  Smii7y: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
  Puffer: [Screams Like a Little Girl]
  Smii7y: Come hither, male child!

  • Unfortunately for him, the Blob proved to exist besides big for Smii7y to actually hit Puffer, and ends up beingness the ane dying instead.

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